dunk monkey

Dunk monkey is a term used to define a white guy who lies about his penis size. Conventionally, he's a short stubby faggot who likes video games. He will most likely die alone and develop diabetes by the age of 20.

"Damn dude, that guy over there is a real dunk monkey."
"Yeah man, he'll never get married."

by pandaslapp December 19, 2016

gliding monkey

A Gliding Monkey is a guy that is stupid enough to reject multiple instances of sex with a beautiful girl and instead choose a one night stand with said hot girl. (It is not because the girl rejects him due to bad sex, this is referred to as a Disgraceful Dick, it is the man's decision in the case of a Gliding Monkey)

What kind of dumbass would give a Gliding Monkey to Carly, with an ass like that.

by PaulPierce November 13, 2015

Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019

Leaf monkey

An African American who smokes marijuana leaf is labeled as a leaf monkey.

That leaf monkey stole my cannabis!

by Poussypoumper May 23, 2019

Asphalt Monkey

Teenage asphalt ape, hasn't reached puberty or acquired a long list of crimes on it's record, yet.

"Here I was driving down the road to work when I was abruptly by asphalt monkeys playing basketball."

by Johnny Walker 777 May 16, 2019

Classroom monkey

Classroom monkey's are the black kids that don't respect anyone but themselves and consistently act out in class because they don't plan on ever being a functioning part of society.

Connor: Did you hear Darnell in the back of class?!
Tom: I know right! I couldn't even hear myself think.
Connor: Yeah, he is such a Classroom monkey!

by MEat-un-beet May 27, 2018

Helper monkey

New employees or trainees, getting them to do all the shitty jobs at your workplace.

I don't want to do this job today.
Just get one of the helper monkey's to do it.

by Mon the town May 2, 2018