Middletown Poptart

This happens when you take a poptart, toast it, and shove it in a girls vagina.
Then you eat the poptart as it lodged in her vagina!
YUMMY!!

Middletown Poptart

by Nightwolfx2 January 15, 2009

middleman's tax

A charge added on to the price of an item that one must pay a person who is buying said item so that the middleman can profit from the deal. Usually enacted when a minor is paying someone of age to buy alcohol or tobacco for them.

The damn middleman's tax is so high these days, I had to pay my brother 20 bucks for a fifth of smirnoff!

by omgitzandre2 December 24, 2010

Middley

1. Between middle and early
2. The absence of middle and early
3. When you don't feel good, but you don't feel bad

Today I am feeling Middley.

May is a middley month.

by Jared and Isaac December 16, 2018

Middleware

Software used to combine two applications together

Bradley used middleware to connect two different applications together.

by GeekyCyberNerd May 21, 2020

the middleyou

this is a farmer term used to describe the middle of smoething. (The middleyou... - The middle of...)

i was abroad in the middleyou the field cutting the grass

by johnny swift May 26, 2010

Ashton Middleton

Sexy man who’s smarter than you and racist

That man is an ashton middleton

by Clarkoogabooga July 7, 2022

Muddleheaded

it means mentally disorganized or confused or can't think properly.

some kid's are born muddleheaded.

by WienerHutGeneral March 8, 2014