Customer: Hi, how much is a jame?
Shopkeeper: £10, but there is a buy one get one free option.
Customer: Well in that case, I'd like to purchase two james.
Shopkeeper: £10, but there is a buy one get one free option.
Customer: Well in that case, I'd like to purchase two james.
by The Lemon ẞæliøvhüque December 4, 2023
Get the jamesmug. by HarryLFC52 November 4, 2019
Get the Dan Jamesmug. i ran cross country they with this kid and he became OBSESSED in like the first 2 hours of practice. he tried to hit on my, said our kids would look beautiful, and a whole bunch of other crap. i never dated this kid, and never wanted to but he would JUST NOT QUIT!!! if you EVER run track or cross country with a scrawny little kid named James, don’t go near him he’s just a waste of space >:3
by yourlocaltaxcollector February 16, 2025
Get the Jamesmug. James is the type of guy you'd glance at from time to time, catching your interest. James is slightly tall, he especially has nice eyes and lips. He is insecure of his looks, but you'd say you think he's actually overly attractive. He is the type of guy that would take certain things said to heart a lot, and is sensitive. He is pretty nonchalant and not as talkative. James is a guy that relies on another person for mental comfort. And if he'd found the right person, he'd never have the intentions of hurting them. Only the intentions to love and care, and expect the same in return more than ever.
by Jamesyboy.. May 9, 2023
Get the Jamesmug. James is one of the most amazing people you could ever get to know. Whether he thinks so or not. He's kind, caring, and He'll always make sure you have a smile on your face, even if he's going through hard times himself. He may not believe in himself that often, but you should always try your up-most hardest to make sure he knows how amazing he truly is. he's so intelligent too. And no matter what, he keeps a smile on his face, and he has the most amazing smile. he wakes up ready to brighten everyone's day and he never fails to do so. he makes people happy without even realizing it. and that's one of the best things about him.
if you ever get lucky enough to have the opportunity to let a James into your life, hold him close to your heart, and never let him go. never let him go because he is so special. and you should remind yourself daily about how lucky you are to have someone like him in your life. he would make an amazing boyfriend. he's just unbelievable. he has the most gorgeous brown eyes, the ones that you could spend an eternity looking into. He have a big dick No matter what happens between you and him, never stop loving him, and when you think you have no more love to give, love him some more. because I promise you, you'll never find someone quite the same as him.
if you ever get lucky enough to have the opportunity to let a James into your life, hold him close to your heart, and never let him go. never let him go because he is so special. and you should remind yourself daily about how lucky you are to have someone like him in your life. he would make an amazing boyfriend. he's just unbelievable. he has the most gorgeous brown eyes, the ones that you could spend an eternity looking into. He have a big dick No matter what happens between you and him, never stop loving him, and when you think you have no more love to give, love him some more. because I promise you, you'll never find someone quite the same as him.
by Azeusazuli November 22, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. 
The act of sticking your finger in your mouth then put it in your ass and finger blast a motherfucking fuck bitch in the ear.
by tuggiespecialist69 April 11, 2023
Get the Wet William James the IIImug.