John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like jack goodings, who has no clue who he is.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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by Bunkerite March 27, 2023
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She was being huge cunt yesterday.. So I gave her the John Wilkes Booth last night..... She never saw it cuming!
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