Good mayhem

Good Sex which will last for awhile. -Aaron M.

Did your parents leave so we can cause some good mayhem?

by Air Run November 22, 2016

good sport

a person who likes to watch sport in tv while masturbating on granny fister III on his 2nd TV.
Hence the name GOOD (Granny Fister III) SPORT (lame ass happenings, like 11 no-gooders and 1 semi wigger chase a ball while beeing cheered by fat wall mart hunchbacks)

He´s a good sport since i bought him a 2nd TV

by The Black Plane December 16, 2016

good runner

Something that is good for awhile, but not meant to last in the long term. Temporary, and fulfilling a purpose of a relatively superficial nature.

Lucy and I were fwb for a couple of months, she was a good runner.

That car wasn't what I wanted, but it got me through the summer. It was a good runner.

by Wwwwillworkwonders December 17, 2016

Good Job Felicia

When someone displays an epic amount of fail they are congratulated with "Good Job Felicia"

"Hey did you bring the beer?"
"Oh, yeah I forgot that."
"Good Job Felicia!"

by Titan_Platinum November 29, 2015

Good friend

They don't exist; only habibs do.

"I don't have any good friends"
"Of course you don't, as they don't exist"
"I have a habib though; you"
*brotherly kiss*

by CorPur November 13, 2018

Alexandria Good Friend

A good friend who ca help you with anything and a very beautiful person.You can always rely on her at all times.

Alexandria Good Friend is so nice and a good friend!

by T Cooper Evans November 13, 2018

because it's good for you

The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.

Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018