Magic cum fairies

the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.

my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.

by Jimmy&Brenda August 3, 2021

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eye cum shot

When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.

Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."

by John Plato June 11, 2008

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Cum-Dillusional Syndrome

AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..

Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...

by secretlovaaah February 7, 2009

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cum-stained futon

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009

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Condiment Pre-Cum

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it

jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst

by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018

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