chocolate covered pretzel

A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.

She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.

by Chocolate Covered Pretzel April 17, 2017

Chocolate Swirly

When you shit in ur partners face and you put a cone on top and make them eat it

My boyfriend gave me a chocolate swirly

by anonymous May 10, 2022

chocolate therapist

Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.

Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.

by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025

Chocolate Anchor

A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.

I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.

by MarriedtoMILF February 7, 2021

Chocolate

Just objectively the best thing ever

Yo I got some chocolate
My favourite flavour of ice cream is Chocolate

by The Pasta Man October 24, 2020

Chocolate dipped timbit

When you shove your balls inside her bootyhole

Hey man last night I was fucking hammered and I just decided it was a good idea to get a chocolate dipped timbit

by Mastral March 22, 2017

chocolate residue

The brown chocolate like substance on your wang when you pull out of his/her tang

She ate the Chocolate Residue right off my dick!

by Luke(Pookie) November 9, 2023