laugh whore

n, someone with an overwhelming desire to be funny, i.e. they feed on laughter.

Mario Cantone calls himself a laugh whore.

by NeonCat September 26, 2005

whore couch

A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.

"Hey girls, I have a confession...I was on the whore couch last night."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."

by 214 Bailey April 23, 2008

Guitar Whore

Someone so good at playing guitar it's not funny. They have such a connection with their instrument that they probably sleep with it. Symptoms of encountering a guitar whore are fainting, cold shivers, vomiting, and unrinating and/or excreting into one's underwear.

Fan1: Hey, have you heard that new album by Rodrigo y Gabriela?
Fan2: Hell yeah, those guys are such guitar whores.

by VoodooPigeon October 27, 2009

Mountain Whore

A prostitute who will go to any means to acheive extreme prostitution, as in the limits of the mountain.

Your girlfriend is such a mountain whore.

by ABM April 26, 2006

pussy whore

one that steals all the pussy, thereby making him a pussy himself

Dude, Cory is a such a pussy whore, he stole all the pussy and won't share any...what a pussy.

by Jon March 23, 2005

corprate whore

Someone who lives for the sake of promoting products or corprate intrests.

Dave kept reciteing lines from the wonder spoon commercial trying to get us to buy as many as we could afford. What a corprate whore!

by Kenos123 June 12, 2008

Phone Whore

A person who would much rather talk for endless amount of hours over then phone then to talk on any instant messenger.

Usually freaks out when you say you're going to go.

See: Jason K*
See: Phone Fetish

Jason is a phone whore. (:

Jason K*"Omg pick up your phone!"
"Pick up your phone!"

"Omg, tell me the stubble story over the phone, mk? Please?"

Me: "Alright, I'm going to go.."
Jason: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. /wrists"

by 'Cid A Tabs October 7, 2008