bean

weed, cannabis. It can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.

Let's go cook some beans.
You look so bean right now.
Do you wanna bean later?
It's bean time.
Pass the bean.

by thebeanman420 November 18, 2019

Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)

mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!

by allenkey March 30, 2025

Bean bean

A Spanish man, or boy that is categorized as a faggot as well, sometimes called Sam, and derived from the common derogatory term - beaner-

Guy- yo bean bean grab me a taco

Bean bean- fuck you that's not my name

by Beabeay June 19, 2017

The Bean's list

A woman's spank bank. Where a female places someone she find attractive for use at a later time. Like recognition on the Dean's list.

EMME: *SEES A HOTTIE* UMMM WHOS THAT?..
ESS: OH, THATS MY FRIEND, RYAN.
EMME: OK WELL DAMN HE'S OFFICIALLY ON THE BEAN'S LIST, YUM!

by Wudupyo11 April 21, 2023

bean

bean is yes bean is life

BEAN!!

by yeet boi 2.0 February 22, 2021

Beans

Little tiny mushy potato looking things, usually in a can with some ooey gooey goodness.

John: Yo Jimmy lemme get some bEaNs.
Jimmy: No John, these are my BeAnS, go get your own.
John: *steals Jimmy's bEaNs and runs away*
Jimmy: Dang it man, John stole my BeAnS.

by Ꮆ卄ㄖ丂ㄒ September 27, 2022