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T to G Ratio

Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.

1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.

Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.

She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.

Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.

She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5

Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.

Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"

Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
by Stevo Jacobson March 24, 2024
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T word bowling

T word bowling is the type of bowling for people who need sugar friends to buys merch
She’s so in love with maya hawke she’ll send face pics for money? Such a t word bowling
by Big T word August 19, 2022
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T-babble

Phrase used to describe a style of dialogue in filmmaking. Composed of curse-laden, quick-witted, back and forth banter concerning the most mundane of subjects. This style was popularized by Quentin Tarantino in films like Reservior Dogs and Pulp Fiction. The phrase is used equally as an homage to Tarantino as well as a put-down to copycat writers.
Jack's new script was 90 minutes of T-babble intercut with explosions.
by Chris Doelle April 20, 2007
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T-rex'd

When severe amount of alcohol are consumed, resulting in the inability to use your arms effectively.
Just been on the jurassic sesh and seen a mad lad absolutely t-rex'd

See that guy over there with the little arms, definitely t-rexing.
by Fellow t-rex March 10, 2019
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q u v e r t

A fetishisation of aliens and another non-earthly beings. Can be for any appendages or features of the creature, more often than not, it is for the general incomprehensibe and indescribable nature of the alien. These feelings cause arousement for those that have this fetish.
That guy is a bit of a freak, he told me he likes q u v e r t
by Skippidy toilenist May 20, 2024
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t honey

T Honey is a loyal, funny, confident, and courageous rapper from the souf. T Honey has very magnetic energy and never fails to put a smile on the face of those they value the most.
T Honey is a light of the world.
by Lisa Honey Marie November 8, 2019
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T-Rex Todd

He saw what you did there.
Did you just see T-Rex Todd?

Yeah he saw what I did there.
by T-Rex Todd May 2, 2011
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