Fountain Piss

When you’re actively drinking any type of liquid while simultaneously peeing. Like a fountain sucks up water while simultaneously shooting it out.

“Dude are you seriously gonna bring your drink into the bathroom?” “yeah dude I’m gonna go take a fountain piss it feels amazing”

by UFried October 10, 2025

Piss Dirty

Term used for when you have illict substance(s) in your system and in situation where as you are drug tested, you would not pass to say the least. Can also be expressed as saying "pissing dirty" which can be quite hysterical if used in question context in reference to another pass time activity as something fun to do with a little slang (not including proper verbage or grammar).

"He Joey, what's good?"
"Not a lot, just nervous about tonight. It's my last meeting and if they end up testing me, I'll piss dirty!"
"Oh, not good my man."
Second Example
"Hey my dude, what's up? You pissing dirty?"
"Hah, yeahh"

by Cracker Jack Vox February 4, 2017

fucktard piss faggot shithole

When you are so mad you just start yelling random swear words to vent.

YOU ARE SUCH A fucktard piss faggot shithole LITTLE SON OF A BITCH

by Osama bean ladle February 18, 2022

booger-piss

snot-like mucus that has been hanging/dripping for 6 - 17 seconds that boogers end up in the mucus and the snot MUST BE HANGING/DRIPPING

There's some onions on the counter the hooker you paid to fuck you makes you breakfast you see her do a line she forgets to wipe her nose chops the onions and your staring at the booger-piss from her nose

by nasal fuck May 13, 2011

Rusty piss

When you got diarrhea that is the consistency of piss and the colour of rust.

Dude sorry I couldnt come out last night my shit was like rusty piss

by Norfolk n Chance December 9, 2016

piss-lettes

The 3 drops of piss that end up in your underwear after taking a leak

Chris and Joni were discussing that they hate the fact that Mike and Todd always have piss-lettes in the underwear when they do laundry.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Gamer-Piss

When you are in the middle of a video game and you sprint to the bathroom to pee but flush while you are still peeing in order to save on time to get back to the game.

I just took a gamer-piss

by FoShizzle5735 February 21, 2021