by Incest, Eskimo bro's July 07, 2015
when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
by Hosier February 15, 2011
Expressed in the same interests as bros before hoes , but on a real level of warning a friend about a treacherous female
by Thisguyandtheotherone May 28, 2018
Bro Londo is the name given to the hand job you get at a shitty massage parlor by a young man that comes from an african american father and a Puerto Rican mother
Flip over and I'll have Jose Washington come in here and finish you off with a scorchin Bro Londo. He'll mind the stepchildren as well.
by doubledown10 May 30, 2018
When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
by zehsgzdhe63727 August 28, 2023
A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 17, 2025
1. A series of video games developed and published by Nintendo.
2. A 1985 video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)/Family Computer (Famicom) and later rereleased for the Game Boy Advance, Nintendo Wii Virtual Console, Wii U Virtual Console, Nintendo 3DS Virtual Console, and a title included with Nintendo Switch Online for the Nintendo Switch.
2. A 1985 video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)/Family Computer (Famicom) and later rereleased for the Game Boy Advance, Nintendo Wii Virtual Console, Wii U Virtual Console, Nintendo 3DS Virtual Console, and a title included with Nintendo Switch Online for the Nintendo Switch.
by Cezico October 20, 2019