bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex

Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"

by Hosier March 2, 2011

wreck bro

a phrase used only by complete idiots.

hailey: your fucking stupid, wreck bro.
sam: what an idiot.

by lawlyourmum March 14, 2011

bro pieces

a laxers bro stick or dick

ryan: make my sandwhich or make me use my bro pieces

by iheartlaxbros August 6, 2011

Bro

Not to be confused with "lax bro" which is essentially a douche. A Bro is a person who lives a chill life, most likely smokes weed and usually lives near the ocean. They continually use words such as dude, bro, chill, gnarly, right on, righteous, sick, and shoots (in hawaii). Bros are nice, inclusive and cool to be around unlike their "lax bro" counterparts. Bro music is usually bands like Sublime, The Dirty Heads, 311, slightly stoopid and many other chill reggae/ska bands. They live mainly in SoCal and Hawaii. Still, some can be found in NorCal in the bay area. But seriously... bros dont say hella or hecka.

Bro: Hey bro, you see those gnarly tubes out there today?
Bro's Bro: Yea its pretty chill, after we light we should go out.
Bro: Right on bro.
Bro's Bro: Shoots bro.

Not To Be Confused With:
Lax Bro: SPOOOORTS! YEEEEEAAHHHHHH! IM SO COOOOL! CHECK OUT MY JERSEY I WEAR 25/7!!!!! IM SOOOOO FREAKIN COOL! WANNA HEAR A JOKE? NO? OH WELL!! WOMENS RIGHTS!!! HAHAHA IM SO FUNNY!

by ImSoChill August 19, 2011

Bag me bro

A phrase or term used in which you have no other ways of getting luck and resort to getting teabagged by your friends and that will somehow turn out good for you.

"Shit, a hunter! Bag me bro!" - Halo Reach

by idkjustdealwithit August 22, 2011

Blax Bro

1.) a black person who plays lacrosse
2.) a person that is so white that hey themselves do not know that they are black, they usually play lax, hockey etc...

yo you see that dude on the lax field.
yea that nigga is a straight up "Blax Bro" he dosent even knows he is black

by afitchman2008 November 22, 2011

Bro-ing Up

When two men spend lots of time toghether doing manly things in order to find their inner selves. It can also be used an insult to someone who's a very immature bro.

Joey and I were watching Jersey Shore and then talked about it after, just bro-ing up"

God Frank, it was nacho night and you already ate! Bro-up!

by SenseiBLC November 28, 2011