A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.
Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.
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Get the Scary cow guy mug.During a less than felt after work activity, or function or a rather bland day where you figuretively phone the chow or party favor guy. Or respectively "making a night of it" with full send.
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Dude 1: let's just grab a drink after work, we've had a long day.
Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.
**Takes 1 sip**
Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?
Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy
Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.
**Takes 1 sip**
Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?
Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy
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Get the That fucker guy mug.A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions
The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.
Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.
Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.
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Todd is a coward in person but acts like he is Mike Tyson over the telephone/computer, he is a real telephone tough guy.
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