why do I exist

I don’t know. why do you exist? why do I exist? why does anything exist?

Veronica: Why do I exist?
Ember: Why would you think I know?
Veronica: Because.

by a dumb ghost :) June 24, 2021

Ill do your laundry

Ill do your laundry

Ill do your laundry

by anonymous March 23, 2023

Do we have homework?

That one crackhead who always reminds the teacher homework, and the whole class goes "boo" on that asshole

My Friend: Do we have homework?
Whole class: U must die.

by So you don't know what karlson October 7, 2021

Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.

"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*

by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023

National Do Nothing Day

April 17th is National Do Nothing Day! So if you have school, just send the teachers this link, or if you have to do something but dont feel like it.

Mom: "Honeeey, please empty the dishwasher''

You: Nah fam, its National Do Nothing Day.

by DamnItsFridayMyChiggas April 16, 2019

Do you fuck with Pangea

Know or understand what the first landmass ever was Pangea

Do you fuck with Pangea?

No

This bisch don’t know about Pangea

by !Ifoundyou! August 27, 2021

i cant do this anymore

Meaning the person is tired of living and wants to die

girl 1 "i cant..."
girl 2 "You cant what! talk to me"
girl 1 "I cant do this anymore..."
girl 1 kills herself

by EMOKID2020 December 17, 2020