Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread

person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!

by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 3, 2022

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chocolate residue

The brown chocolate like substance on your wang when you pull out of his/her tang

She ate the Chocolate Residue right off my dick!

by Luke(Pookie) November 9, 2023

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Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.

“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”

by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019

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chocolate paintjob

the act of plastic wrapping shit to ones car

"my boyfriend cheated on me so i gave him a chocolate paintjob."

by fukurdog October 10, 2019

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Worshiping Chocolate

Someone who is into poop Fetishes or has a kink for poops of all kinds. They may worship or find poop sexually arousing

He is the only person I know that loves worshiping chocolate. He told me the other day to shit in his mouth for $80 and I said I'd poop in a bag and sent mail instead. He complied

by Mezulu03 September 29, 2022

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When a guy, possibly drunk and dressed as Santa, gives his partner one up the arse from behind, whilst grabbing her hair ( preferably pigtailed for full giddy up effect ) and saying Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!

Boast; The missus was so pissed last night, she let me ride the Chocolate Reindeer!

by Used_Fuzzbox December 18, 2013

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