White Chocolate Mocha

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman's or man's anus after ejactulating inside of it.

I gave my partner a white chocolate mocha last night after our "coffee" date...

by Alabaster Slim March 22, 2023

chocolate hotpocket

The moment when a lover poos into their partner's vagina.

"Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."

by WetTrumpPanko March 25, 2023

Chocolate Eclair

When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.

Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home

by scaldie April 1, 2023

Dark Chocolate People

A person who looks like they are entirely made out of Dark chocolate, especially dark chocolate.

Now what were they called again..... Oh I know it! Those kind of people are called Dark Chocolate People!

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Peasant Chocolate

The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.

Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)

by Spontaneously funny RN June 10, 2024

Golden corral chocolate fountain

1 man Hot Carl. Self Hot Carl.

I gave my self a golden corral chocolate fountain because I had nothing better to do

by Peter Big June 12, 2024

Chocolate Dickens

Anal with diarrhea.

Last night, Shelley and I had some Chocolate Dickens.

by BugSnuffler June 16, 2024