hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.
Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.
Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.
by AMorgz August 23, 2010
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"Me and Nicole just sat in my car and cracked up about how pathetic we were."
"It sounds like you had fun."
"No, it was a sad good time."
"It sounds like you had fun."
"No, it was a sad good time."
by Sara Keith April 3, 2009
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1. Pretty much taking the thing that seperates a party from listening to loud music with a bunch of friends.
2. A br00t4l metal show would also be considered sXe party time if done the correct way.
1. Pretty much taking the thing that seperates a party from listening to loud music with a bunch of friends.
2. A br00t4l metal show would also be considered sXe party time if done the correct way.
retard: hey d00d wanna go to this big house party man?
alex fletcher: naww man-not unless if it's xSTRAIGHTEDGEx xPARTYx xTIMEx
retard: ..huh?
alex fletcher: this guy most def. obvs. don't know what sXe party time is...
alex fletcher: naww man-not unless if it's xSTRAIGHTEDGEx xPARTYx xTIMEx
retard: ..huh?
alex fletcher: this guy most def. obvs. don't know what sXe party time is...
by xGINGYx August 28, 2009
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Brandi: "You took advantage of me!"
Floyd: "Remember the three time rule?"
Brandi: "What?"
Floyd: "If you grab my dick more than than three times, you better watch yo ass, bitch!"
Brandi: "You took advantage of me!"
Floyd: "Remember the three time rule?"
Brandi: "What?"
Floyd: "If you grab my dick more than than three times, you better watch yo ass, bitch!"
by Action Playa June 11, 2008
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you know that don't you.
and you know that i wish you near all the fucking time.
all the fucking time
you know that don't you.
and you know that i wish you near all the fucking time.
all the fucking time
..all the fucking time...
by Krkič December 8, 2019
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