dick tits

A term used to describe the aesthetics of the male testicles.

Danielle~ "My dick tits are bigger than yours. "

Bret ~ "Quit calling my balls dick tits! "

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

tits

A word some friends and I decided to be used to mean good. An episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" aired where it happened. Pretty cool. And yet lame.

That motorcycle is tits!

by Anon135813 November 13, 2020

Shit tits

A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.

I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man

by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022

Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.

"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"

by Madness as a boy May 31, 2017

Tit Toeing

Like tip toeing, but with tits.

Keeping quiet about an affair.

Many people who engage in affairs have a habit of tit toeing.

by Edgar Connel January 8, 2014

You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested

“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”

by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024

Tits out Thursday

When you simply free your tits on a Thursday, let them breathe bitch.

let them breathe, Its Tits out Thursday

by vomitkitten88 July 20, 2022