Simp

A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.

Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."

by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022

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Super Intense Minecraft Player

Man… Chad is such a Simp

by Roslynbaseball12 June 3, 2022

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someone who loves a man by the name of jonathan bravo <3

i love you

i love johnny so much i'm a simp

by simpinnotpimpin December 7, 2021

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Kokichi Simp

A certain man, who goes by the name Roman. You know who you are. You are probably reading this now, in fact.

Person 1: Oh my god, is that a Kokichi Simp?
Person 2: Can't be, that's Richard not Roman.

by cypressene December 9, 2021

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1 - Someone who submits to, makes themselves seem inferior to, or otherwise degrades themselves for the sake of another person or excessively praises said person in hopes of receiving sexual favors from them later on.
2 - Acronym for Someone/Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.
Synonyms:
beta, cuck, minor, simpleton, submissive

Antonyms:
alpha, chad, dominant, major, sigma
Derivatives:
simping, simped

“God, John is simping for Amy again?”
“Yep, it can’t be helped.

by Crim GB December 9, 2021

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