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Cristiano Ronaldo

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A: Cristiano Ronaldo scored again!
B: Is water wet?
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Tu’Rone

One of the fionest people you’ll ever meet and the most caring person you know. A Tu’Rone will always protect you and love you forever.
Damn he find as he’ll who is that ??
Girll That’s Tu’Rone!
by Ari jones November 24, 2021
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Tu’Rone

One of the fionest people you’ll ever meet and the most caring person you know. A Tu’Rone will always protect you and love you
Damn he find as he’ll who is that ??
Girll That’s Tu’Rone
by Ari jones November 24, 2021
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest football player of all time. He is 36 and he plays like a real beast that cant stop scoring goals. He has the most records in football. Champions league is one of the most important competitions in football and because of Cristiano's great performances that he shows there everytime people dont call it "UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE" anymore but they call it "UEFA CRISTIANO LEAGUE". He is the clutchest player ever because he saves his team almost everytime in the last minutes of the match if they are losing or drawing , so that's why every team fears Cristiano Ronaldo. He is also known as the most athletic player ever because of his physics and his ability to jump very high or tu run very fast and because of the tricks he do with the ball. So if anyone asks you "why is Cristiano Ronaldo the goat?" you know the reasons why he is the goat now.
Danny: "Ey bro Cristiano Ronaldo's goal last night was crazy , it was just 10 seconds before the final whistle and it was a banger."

Algevi : "I know bro , that's why he is the greatest of all time!"
by lilchoppa7 November 24, 2021
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.
Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022
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Yan Rong

Stubborn, indecisive and A BIG BITCH. However, they're such a lovable person, so no one can really hate them. Yan Rong is also a type of person who claims they are introverted but gets along with people real good. Yan Rong is an amazing friend and make amazing gifts for their friends. Down bad for crayons too(Albedo).
"bro JUST PICK ONE, you're being such a Yan Rong"

"stop it Yan Rong, it's literal chalk"
by dr ligma aka daphne December 16, 2021
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dirty rondito

The sexual act of using hand sanitizer as anal lube to fuck a silverback gorilla.
Joe: Hey bro, what'd you do last night?
Bob: Shit bro, I totally did a dirty rondito with that stolen gorilla from the zoo.
by thealmightyfuckening March 7, 2022
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