red yo-yo

After you blow your load, inside the vagina during a girl's period, it is the combination of cum and blood clots dangling on the tip of your dick when you pull out.

My girlfriend wanted me hard again after fucking her during shark week. She went to blow me but gagged on the red yo-yo.

by Eleanor Snow December 28, 2014

red light district

a place to go to find porn, hookers, renters, johns etc

by berty June 4, 2003

Red Light District

Best place to go while visiting Amsterdam.

Retarded Tourist: okay dude, so first we're gonna visit Anne Frank's house, then we head to the Van Gogh museum...

Smart Tourist: wtf dawg, lets just go straight to the Red Light District ! Imma smoke a joint there and fuck sum hos while your havin fun at yo' "museums"

by lukas84 March 6, 2009

Red Carl

Mostly found in Communist China or Soviet Union, the "Red Carl" is the glorious act of taking a bloody, squirting, hole burning shit onto the face of a partner. Covering both the mouth and eyes.

Jon: Hey keith, that red carl you gave malloy was amazing.
Keith: Why thank you Jonathan i had been saving that one up for 3 weeks. I really think malloy enjoyed it.
Malloy: Keith, your red carl made me want more, how about now....

by Alexander the Great May 13, 2005

red kryptonite

A variety of kryptonite created by Mr. Mxyzptlk that inflicts random physical changes in Kryptonians. Word has it that Mxyzptlk transferred a portion of his sample or stockpile to the obscure Internet user SonicDeathMonk3y.

Ben claimed that SonicDeathMonk3y's red kryptonite cremated his Pikachu.

by Eszett February 26, 2004

Red Rover

Rubbing ones anus on a lovers chest

Marcus Red Rovered that dirty skank he met in Tijuana last night.

by Cuss Dickerson May 19, 2007

Red Carpet Treatment

(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.

Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.

by MarquesW June 24, 2010