American John smith 

John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.

American john smith is amazing.

American John smith by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022

elton john piano head 

head or blowjobs from a person so elite that makes you sing the chorus to Elton Johns’ Saturday Night’s Alright “ou ou ou ouuuuu”.

last night my girlfriend gave me Elton John Piano Head, it was unbelievable

elton john piano head by ched monk July 8, 2022

Gorgeous john 

The man, the myth, the legend. Professional beaver hunter, don’t forget to keep the lemonade.

“I wonder what happened to gorgeous John”
“He went out hard”

Gorgeous john by Beanjuice52 September 1, 2022

sasha johansen 

Sasha Johannsen is the strongest being in the universe, he can fly and stop time and he has very strong speed punching which hurts very bad

help me sasha johansen is hitting me and it totally hurts very bad

sasha johansen by Grøttihunter55 November 22, 2022

Paddy John Mccarick 

paddy is very sexy and hot and fuckable

omg whos that sexy guy
its paddy john mccarick

Paddy John Mccarick by neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel January 3, 2023

andrew john hsur 

sweet boy who is the ultimate deepwoken master. quiet but is secretly Napoleon. HE IS THE MAN THAT SUMMONS!!!!

you should fear andrew john hsur

andrew john hsur by iluvmoney January 12, 2023

St John the Baptist School

A school in Yonkers with a bunch of little white fags who think they’re the shit and a bunch of girls who smoke weed and get railed at 12.

St John the Baptist school - fart noises

St John the Baptist School by stupidunfunnyusername March 10, 2023