Dog Fight

A group of males on a night out put money into a hat. At the end of the night the male who pulled the ugliest lady wins the pot.

*Beginning of the night*
Greg - "You up for a dog fight?"
Dave - "Yeah, a fiver in?"
Greg - "Go get Alan an then its £15"

*End of the night*
Alan - "Dave your bird was the dirtiest slapper I've ever seen in my life. You deserve £15 for that!"

by JammyH July 28, 2005

dog water

the hot cum that runs down a sluts leg after getting fucked

drink my dogwater

by Jono August 30, 2003

Slum Dog

When your girl friend's brother is a noob and talks big game but cannot back it up.

This is also a term used for a person that tries to make you flinch and hits you for it anyways even if you didn't flinch...

T-Spence: I can take you, you're weak...

Biz: Whatever, you're a Slum Dog.

by Jizmo Beach June 16, 2010

Hand Dog

A frankfurter which is placed on a stick, dipped in corn batter and deep fried or occasionally baked. Often found at street fairs, carnivals, or flea markets, hand dogs are a cheap and delicious snack that are easy to eat with little effort. Also known as corn dogs.

No, it's a hand dog. Dumb ass.

by titsnbarrels September 23, 2010

Half dog

When wearing sweatpants on a bus and the vibrations get an erection started, but you keep your cool, ultimately making your package look huge in the sweatpants. This is common on campus buses.

Girl 1: Oh my gawd, did you see Johnny's package?!
Girl 2: Don't get your hopes up. That was just a half dog from the bus ride.
Girl 1: I'll let him hit it anyways. I've been on a dry spell.
Johnny: I hope Girl 1 saw my half dog. I've been riding the bus all morning waiting for the right time to show it off in my new sweat pants.

by IU Buses May 2, 2014

Boner dog

put your dick in a hotdog bun and make your girlfriend eat it

my girlfriend told me i made a perfect boner dog

by WM43 July 16, 2011

Yellow Dog

(v) - To slack or refuse to do something. To be lazy and "forget" to do something.

(n) - To be a slacker or someone who refuses to do anything.

Teacher: Would you hand in the homework please?
Student: Homework? Eh, I yellow dogged it last night and didn't do it.

Kid 1: Hey, you wanna come outside?
Kid 2: No way, it's like cold out.. and I'm tired...
Kid 1: Man, you are such a yellow dog! Do something for once!

by __Andrew October 17, 2005