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The Hungarian Birdbath

A multi staged sex move to razzle badazzle your mate/sex partner, it begins with; the setup.

Setup stage 1: Acquire a mating partner, preferably from Hungary but is not required.

Setup stage 2: Make her sign the warning waver/clause. This sex act is so bizarre and unorthodox that written consent is (mostly) required.

Here’s now how to do the act.

Stage 1: Engage in sex with your partner, do anything you want at first, anal, oral, etc. do this for atleast an hour to ensure that you have a good flow of cum building up.

Stage 2: Make her give you oral sex, then once you are about to cum make sure she keeps it all in her mouth.

Stage 3: Once she has your cum in her mouth make her stand on her feet but on her toes, and have her arms in the shape of chicken wings when doing the chicken dance

Stage 4: Get on your back and prepare yourself.

Stage 5: Have her whistle 4 times in rapid succession, then have her spray your cum up in the air in the hopes that it lands on you.

If done correctly then you have completed the Hungarian birdbath.
Tony: “I heard The Hungarian Birdbath is a real girl pleaser”

Dave: “Dude my ex did that to me and we broke up.”
by Hungarian Bird Master. August 29, 2025
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African Ceiling Bird

The "african ceiling bird" is a bird type that lives in every african household, if you don't feed it propperly it will shout every few seconds for food.
I heard Jamal hasn't fed his African Ceiling Bird so its an annoyance to listen go on voice chat with him.
by Laventer August 30, 2025
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bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.
Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.
by Jocky210 September 1, 2025
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Blast the bird

To Either Masterbate or also could be used contextually to describe punching someone while flipping them off

Credit- Alex. S
"I just had to blast The bird rq" "Man if you dont shut up Ima give you a bird blaster"
by TheWordWizard67 December 17, 2025
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Chicken Dinner or Chicken Select or Chickens ,Bird, Peguin

Made popular by jon p kennedy of the MLC gang

chicken a girl who is always interested in sex or even if u think she is interested...she may look easy for you to have sex with ...so that makes her a chicken...also she may be wearing jordans or any popular sneaker...also the type of girl who would scream when they see a famous person
damn look at those or that Chicken Dinner or Chicken Select or Chickens ,Bird, Peguin
by jon p kennedy February 18, 2010
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The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing
by nood564 March 31, 2020
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