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Joe Fernandez

Won the award for biggest asshole 2019.
by badingus May 15, 2019
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Joe Mama

Someone:Do you Know Joe
You: Whos Joe
Someone:Joe Mama

a joke that is band kid humor at this point
by Koriqs March 3, 2022
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Sloppy Joe

When you tie someone up and begin excrement on their vagina. After you do that eat it.
Let me sloppy joe you.
by anonymous January 15, 2022
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Ground Joe

Joe mama joke with the ground beef joke
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a joke no legs? Ground Joe beef

-TayTay
by ForTheBoysUnited November 19, 2020
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Bumhole Joe

A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.
DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.

Example 2:

GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
by Jesters4life September 30, 2018
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Joe

Joe is also a common nickname for the Splatoon 3 King Salmonid, Megalodontia
When you get a king salmonid and it’s Megalodontia: “It’s Joe time.”
by 5k1fr05t or chknsndwch February 22, 2024
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Joe

Joe is a virgin who is in his mid 40s and still lives with his mum.
by BCTC March 2, 2021
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