Dis Dick

used wen some one says "wat's up?"
or wen tricking someone into a joke
or setting someone up for one

homie 1: ayo wats up?
homie 2: dis dick!!!

or

homie 1: knock knock...
homie 2: who's there?
homie 1: DIS DICK!!!
homie 2: HAHA you kno whoelse i heard that from...?
homie 1: who?
homie 2: DIS DICK!!! BITCH!!!

by C.T. ThA BeAsT!!! February 19, 2009

dick shit

Shit on a penis right after it has been pulled out of the anus and rectum.

"The only problem with anal sex is getting dick shit."

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

by Rick March 12, 2003

Dick Smack

refer to cock smack To smack someone, preferably a female, with your dick against their face.

This chick was acting up, and frontin on some brains, so i dick smacked her.

by Diddy August 14, 2004

Zipper Dick

The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.

man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"

by jelly fill'd July 7, 2010

Dick Tip

A person that pretends he has authority as a means to compensate for sub-par ability and knowledge. Just below Assclown in the social hierarchy.

He walked in like he owned the place and started ordering people around. What a dick tip.

by ironmike2008 October 16, 2008

dick bomb

the act of drawing a round fat penis on people's belongings

Hsit dude he drew a dick bomb on my binder

by Hooty McBoobidy May 13, 2005