the shame

The Shame is a hard animal to classify. While many of its features resembly roughly those of a human, its intelligence is approximately that of a dog. For this reason, scientists have decided to classify it as a chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes). The Shame has large callouses on its hands because of its constant use of its calculator. It will attend Miami University assuming the school doesn't discover its debated status. It aspires to one day be its sister.

Dude...Fucking The Shame just used its calculator to figure out 10+2...Fucking The Shame

by A Phimp Son October 11, 2006

The Sex Scale

The official scale of hotness in a female.

1. Eww!
2. Grenade
3. Gross, Brah
4. Lower Meh
5. Meh
6. Upper Meh
7. Schwing
8. Nice, Brah
9. Noice
10. Subfuxaliztic!

Brah, when that Eww! is next to that Schwing, the Schwing looks just like a Subfuxaliztic, according to The Sex Scale.

by Mr. Cuppycake October 15, 2010

to know the score

to understand how things work, not to be naive about things

In the song "New York City Girl", the singer tells the New York City Girl that "you should know the score by now". Meaning she shouldn't be so naive. She shouldn't think that love is going to be like the Broadway shows, i.e fairy tale like. She's had enough bad experiences to know better, "to know the score by now"!

by L. Centeno November 14, 2006

hit the sauce

drink alcohol, consume alcoholic beverages in an uncontrollable manner.

"The mother seemed to hit the sauce pretty bad" (seinfeld, the rye episode)

by Amit Bar-nir June 16, 2006

Stroking the Salami

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003

the stranger

To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of mastrubation with said limb.

I gave myself the stranger last night.

by Fuh_shizzle March 21, 2003

Don't drop the soap!

A comment saying used it reference to being ass raped by a well endowed black man when reaching for soap that you "accidentally" dropped.

Tyrone: "Don't drop the soap!"
Frank: "Oh no! I dropped the soap!"
*looks around to make sure Tyrone saw*
Tyrone: "Hey. You should really get that"
*Frank bends over*
Tyrone: "Surprise, Motha' Fucka"

Frank and Tyrone are actually secret lovers but Tyrone is afraid and ashamed of their love. Frank is Tyrone's Prison Bitch

by FrickFrack July 28, 2014