ass-tatt

tattoo of an American flag on your ass

Wow, nice ass-tatt. I can't believe how more American you are than me.

by Ryan Shannon March 27, 2008

ass garage

When you pack six or more fat people in a station wagon for more than an hour.

"Holy shit, did you see that car?"

"Hell, yeah, it was a total ass garage."

by pyroblack December 19, 2007

eat the ass

Licking or caressing a females anus with your tongue.

Ex.. Eddie decided to surprise Dawn on her on birthday by taking her out for a nice meal and then he was going to eat the ass afterwards. Hopefully he didn't take her to the Mexican restaurant.

by Duece Muslim July 17, 2017

Ass smother

When a Slut smothers her ass all over your face. You can barely breathe. This is supposed to be a punishment, but I view it as eating ass and seems really fun and sexy.

pornhub title: Sexy hoe gets revenge with Ass smother
How is that a punishment? I wish I got that.

by IwannnafuckKateUpton April 25, 2019

Pirate ass

The act of trying to find treasure in that huge ass. Pirates love treasure and ass

Jeremy is looking at my cousin for her pirate ass

by Jeremy likes 1D February 21, 2015

Ass Beetles

The feeling that a colony of Beetle eggs are hatching from ones ass after a savage dump.

John: Man, my ass is really irritated from that last dump, I shouldn't have eaten the large popcorn last night.

Frank: Ahhhh, Ass Beetles, I feel your pain bro.

by Jack Hofking March 17, 2011

ass fuckening

The ass fuckening is a multi-stage aerobic capacity fuckening that starts off dry and gets moister as you continue. The ass fuckening will begin in thirty seconds, jack off at the start. the fucking starts dry, and gets moister each time you hear this sound, squirt, a single fuckening has been completed each time you hear this sound moans. Remember fuck in the ass and fuck as long and as hard as you possibly can. The second time you fail to complete a fucking, your ass is over. The ass fuckening will begin on the word daddy, on your mark, get set, daddy.

The Ass Fuckening will begin in 30 seconds

by DannyBoiBoyo March 31, 2017