Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef

Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!

by stone-age-wizard-with-phat-pus April 2, 2024

Baltimore Choco Taco

When having sex, the guy takes a log of shit and stuffs it in between her vagina or butt cheeks and than proceeds to eat it.

Yo bro I just made her give me a Baltimore Choco Taco

by Jay2sturdy January 29, 2026

Taco DORITOS masturbation

When you get a taco and a DORITOS and start masturbating outside your local taco truck.

"Yo bro do you wana do some Taco DORITOS masturbation?"

by bobbythehiauns February 12, 2026