mom strength

Once a female gives birth she becomes a overall stronger person- especially physically stronger.

Don’t mess with her she’s got mom strength.

*gets hit by mom*
Damn that sh!t hurt she really got mom strength

by 420zk00p November 9, 2021

Ur mom

You already know what it means

Ur mom is more important than god

by Hwee111 April 29, 2019

I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.

If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020

your mom<3

use this when you hear any question

them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.

by iloveaddyson lol November 25, 2021

Ur mom

It’s a “comeback” mostly used for humor purposes don’t get offended If someone says it to you. It’s genuinely not used like to make someone feel bad like we aren’t actually doing your mom and if you think that I’m concerned

Josh:hey what r u doing after school today
Me: ur mom

by Yepthisismoon May 12, 2022

Matija's mom

A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the act, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free.

that whore was so crazy, she was just Matija's mom.

by Najjaci lik November 20, 2021

Mom

That one person who really REALLY misses you right now. This may not seem important now but spend time with your mom when you see her. I’ll give you a story, In the summer I spent it with my dad and barely saw my mom. After that, I found out that I had to come live with my dad which I really didn’t want to do. Ever single day after that I missed her and I still barely get to see her. A mom is someone you can count on when you need someone. A person who you can trust with secrets. Love you mom!

Mom: So what’s new today?
Daughter: *tells about day*
Mom: thank you for telling me! Love you!

by nothtemiddlechild November 23, 2021