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Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.
Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.
by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019
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oink in my doink

A phrase used by females who want niggas to nut in their pussy
Her : Oink in my doink daddy
Him : Ok
by Kaylaafool May 29, 2019
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stealing my brand

A term used by Shane Dawson. It is use to describe a person that steal your ideas and copies the things you’re doing. There fore they’re stealing your brand.
by Bella San Nicolas December 29, 2017
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You're my favourite

Used by Bruce Forsyth on Strictly Come Dancing and other competition shows when talking to a contestant who didn't do very well and looks sure to receive the lowest score of the night. Condescending.
"That was terrible!"
"We're literally relying on public votes to keep us in the competition tonight"
"Well don't worry, because you're my favourite"
by Britchick101 November 28, 2012
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these aren't my glasses

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.
Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.
by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013
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Oh My Ra

Oh my Ra- as in the Egyptian sun god. Oh my Ra is a term coined by Adam Lambert in his collaboration with Digital Glitter, "Oh my Ra." It can be used as a substitute for "Oh my god", "Ohmigod", or "Oh my gosh". It is a term used by glamberts.
1.Oh my Ra
It's made of gold
How much love can one hold
Oh my Ra

2. Oh my Ra! Daniel texted me!!

3. Oh my Ra! Did you see what she was wearing at the party last night? I didn't even know people still owned wrap- dresses.

4. Oh my Ra! Did you see Adam's freckles at the concert?! They were so hot!
by CurlyS October 20, 2012
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chew on my nads

Man#1: You're a fag
Man#2: Chew on my nads!
by hunglox September 4, 2011
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