December 6th

A really short Cuban boy who has no friends was born this day

Me: he's so annoying

Friend: But you didn't even talk to him

Me: He was born December 6th

Friend: Oh makes sense

by Truthgiver6877 June 1, 2020

December 1st

Hmm where do I start? This person that was born on December 1st is a backstabbing stupid whore. She will fight over a guy and try to turn your best friend against you. This girl is one of the ugliest person I have seen!

Omg SHES such a December 1st

by December firstsuck June 20, 2020

December 13th

National fuck the police say 13/12
Inspo: @nottrichard on tiktok🧚 ♀️

Happy December 13th guysss!!!

by ACAB 🐷 August 5, 2020

December 16

The worst day to have your birthday on, according to researchers.

Most of us would say the worst day to have a birthday is December 20-31, but it's not. Funny how that works.

Beethoven's birthday was December 16, the worst birthday ever. Poor guy must have been miserable.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 22, 2020

No dick december

anti simp

When girls are mean to boys that did no simp September

Hey it’s no dick December

by The_man_17 September 25, 2020

December

Grab his Dick December

A month where you can grab your mans or your boy beat friends dick good luck😜

Friend1: Omdss it’s December there is nothing interesting happening

Friend2: Yes, there is, it’s Grab his dick December

Friend1: OH YESS😜😜

by WALLAD❤️ October 1, 2020

Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.

Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

by eartherygubb October 1, 2020