A build up of sweat and unwashed buttcrack that results in a sticky, buttery poo-paste that may stain underwear or make it difficult to wipe successfully.
by slipperysl_hoe_pe November 29, 2018
Get the grundle buttermug. by ITISMEANDIAMHAPPY November 5, 2019
Get the butter chickenmug. A butter mom is a mom who allows all foods to fit in her kids diet and her own, the contrary would be an almond mom.
Kid: my mom made chocolate cake for desert yesterday!
Kid 2: You really have a butter mom, mine gave me half an almond...
Kid 2: You really have a butter mom, mine gave me half an almond...
by Pousletktez May 5, 2024
Get the butter mommug. Tibetan Butter Dance
(noun)
A forbidden sex ritual at a Tibetan Air bnb where lube is replaced with Yak butter, and dignity doesn’t survive the night. Starts when one wasteman (usually Choda) melts down half a kilo, pours it over his own crack, and slaps his cheeks until they glisten like naan fresh out the tandoor. Harps then slips three fingers in, stirs like he’s churning ghee, and yanks his wrist like he’s starting a lawnmower. Manvir’s got Choda folded into a full lotus, ankles pinned behind his ears, while Gurdeep’s raw-dogging him so hard the butter literally squirts back out like a busted croissant.
The “dance” part? That’s when they’re all sliding around on the kitchen tiles, cocks out, losing balance, slipping in the butter and still somehow managing to keep fucking. By the end, the room smells like rancid dairy and regret, Choda’s hole looks like it just did a pilgrimage, and Harps is licking his butter-coated fingers swearing it “tastes spiritual.”
(noun)
A forbidden sex ritual at a Tibetan Air bnb where lube is replaced with Yak butter, and dignity doesn’t survive the night. Starts when one wasteman (usually Choda) melts down half a kilo, pours it over his own crack, and slaps his cheeks until they glisten like naan fresh out the tandoor. Harps then slips three fingers in, stirs like he’s churning ghee, and yanks his wrist like he’s starting a lawnmower. Manvir’s got Choda folded into a full lotus, ankles pinned behind his ears, while Gurdeep’s raw-dogging him so hard the butter literally squirts back out like a busted croissant.
The “dance” part? That’s when they’re all sliding around on the kitchen tiles, cocks out, losing balance, slipping in the butter and still somehow managing to keep fucking. By the end, the room smells like rancid dairy and regret, Choda’s hole looks like it just did a pilgrimage, and Harps is licking his butter-coated fingers swearing it “tastes spiritual.”
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I thought it was just gonna be a cheeky threesome, but ten minutes later I’m arse-deep in butter, Choda’s screaming in tongues, Harps is slip-n-sliding on his belly with his cock like a hockey stick, and Dhunna’s licking greasy finger-holes like it’s a Domino’s garlic dip — full Tibetan Butter Dance, bruv.”
“Fam, I thought it was just gonna be a cheeky threesome, but ten minutes later I’m arse-deep in butter, Choda’s screaming in tongues, Harps is slip-n-sliding on his belly with his cock like a hockey stick, and Dhunna’s licking greasy finger-holes like it’s a Domino’s garlic dip — full Tibetan Butter Dance, bruv.”
by BikBoiCoq August 25, 2025
Get the Tibetan Butter Dancemug. Her: It's been a rough year, a breakup, lost my job and my best friend..
Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!
Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023
Get the buttered side upmug. by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022
Get the Dick Butter Stickmug. A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.
by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017
Get the albino butter toothmug.