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Ball and suckit

The joke everyone made in the 5th-grade science class.
Teacher: This is what we refer to as the Ball And Socket.
Friend: haha ball and suckit
You: What?
Friend:
by mydefinitionsbetter May 11, 2020
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filipino balls

Tastes like rotten balut, smells like a homeless man's feet and looks like raisins.

Women have died when exposed to Filipino balls. OSHA has declined to regulate them. It is legal and recommended that if you come across Filipino balls that you immediately douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.
The man with Filipino balls tried to kill me.
by Maayhem May 25, 2017
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Blue balls

I experienced a case of blue balls when I was 14. At the time I thought I was so horny that my testes were telling me "Come on man, grab her and lay it down on her HARD!" However, it was easy to make me horny, and I wasn't all that outgoing, so I ended up feeling the hate of my unaccounted horniness.

This first happened when I was with my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) in school. I was turned on easily by her, even though she never did anything sexual, except for a few jokes here and there. However, a simple touch of the hand, or a poke to the side, made my soldier stand in full salute. And since I hadn't figured out what the difference between cum and precum were yet, I sat there in my chair during class, testes hurting like hell, and just waited for it to feel better. Which I came into a urinal later thankfully.
Timothy had blue balls after his girlfriend didn't finish.
by Fallen Emperor December 19, 2019
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Cock and Balls

Beer Pong formation. Where two cups are back to represent the balls and 2 cups forward from the middle to represent the cock.

Also there is a Barry wood formation. 2 cups as the balls and 3 cups as the shaft
Jane: I'll take cock and balls (as a rerack)
Tim:WTF did you say?
Christian:(just laughs)
Betsy:WTF is happening right now
Brad:(zips his pants back up)
by PapaDiddyPop July 30, 2023
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ball snorkelling

When your partner is sucking your ball and your pens lays vertical against their face.
I asked my girlfriend Suzy if she wanted to go snorkelling, little did she know I meant ball snorkelling.
by thestuffmyfriendsmakeup July 5, 2016
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Rumble balls

When your spooning with your partner, the person in front farts, resulting in rumbling of the balls.
"babe! you just gave me Rumble balls!"
by RumblerT September 5, 2011
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ball bogging

Smashing your sack against the asshole when you're balls deep.
Tim took a gym pig back to his house for some ball bogging.
by Richard Hangslow February 27, 2019
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