My body took a screenshot 

All this means is. You get scared and you freeze for a second.

You see something scary and you freeze, when something scary happens fast and you freeze for a second until you react

oh my gawd, Bro my body took a screenshot, that bitch is scary. Danm

My body took a screenshot by WhOsToLeMyBluEsHaRpIe March 10, 2021

A Separate Peace 

A homoerotic book depicting sexually-frustrated young adolesents. Narrated by Gene Forrester, the paranoid gay emo kid.

Sparknote even says so.

A Separate Peace, aka literature porn

"...and I lost part of myself to him then, and...this must have been my purpose from the first: to become part of Phineas."

"Brinker's healthy, determined, not over-exaggerated but definate and substantial buttocks"

A Separate Peace by Bubble Tea November 9, 2007

farting up a storm 

1. Farting a lot or too much.

2. Comparible to the "butterfly effect" where a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the world will cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. We're all farting up a storm, really.

1. I had tacos last night and now I'm farting up a storm.

2. Meteorologists concluded that the disaster was due to young people farting up a storm.

farting up a storm by sheek louch has big toes September 21, 2011

A simba, nala, or a scar

SIMBA: brown pubes uncut
USUALLY FEMALE
NALA: bald pubess
EITHER SEX
SCAR: hairy black pubes
USUALLY MEN

"hey man, do you have A simba, nala, or a scar?"
"i have a scar"

"damnnnn. your hairy and manly man"

A simba, nala, or a scar by sexgodhitmesohard May 21, 2010

A side slick swirl kick

What Ryu and Ken say on Streetfighter when they do the spinning kick. This is not really what they say but it is what people usually refer to the move as because what they say is just too difficult to understand.

The other day me and my friend were playing Streetfighter and I beat him with the move A Side Slick Swirl Kick!

A side slick swirl kick by Hockey Temper September 19, 2010

like a shark 

Possessing Awesome Power, Speed, Skilled Precision, Quick Wit, and/or Cunning.

Like a Shark, Joey Chestnut beat down Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi in the greatest contest on earth.

Gorby has crazy mic experience, like a shark.

like a shark by AF of Des Moines November 22, 2007

Buying a Stairway to Hell 

To play "Stairway to Heaven" on guitar so horribly that it feels like everybody's eardrums in the room are in Hell. Usually results in being booed off the stage.

That cover band's buying a Stairway to Hell!

Buying a Stairway to Hell by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008