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The Urban Dictionary

The og of all dictionaries. Words used by men of culture, memers, weebs, depressed people, introverts, teens are contained in here. The website you are on right now is the Urban Dictionary. It was made for finding the definitions of words that are unknowned to boomers, millenials, the dicitonary itself. It is a place for words that were made by God himself to reside. This dictionary is mostly used by teens who are in a 'phase'.
Teacher: "you may use a dictionary to find the definitions for the words on the board."

Kid 1: "why not use the urban Dictionary?"

Teacher: *sweating intensifies*

Class: *stares at teacher*
by SomeRandomOtaku October 6, 2020
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Urban dictionary

Website that knows everything. It rejects legit everything I try to add so now Im trying this. Its full of dirty shit and is the perfect way to tell your kid what sex is
by Skittles_07 December 21, 2019
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A site used to jack off or to just to search useless stuff because your mom grounded you.
"Yooo, I had so much fun last night jacking off to sex fanfics on Urban Dictionary. We should do it together sometimes!"
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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I am going to go on Urban Dictionary to find out what a microwave is.
by Can’t bother to make a name February 26, 2023
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The Urban Dictionary where discord mods, redditors and the unlucky make definitions about stupid things like 'skibidi' or names, meanings can be short with certain words and some are the length of the entire works of Shakespeare in one paragraph.
If you went on the Urban Dictionary to search up a definition of the Urban dictionary then you probably searched up any pop-culture media reference you can possibly think of before thinking "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if I searched up the Urban Dictionary IN the Urban Dictionary?"
by reallyunfunnyguy December 7, 2023
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A website where it is almost impossible to find a definition where no one is talking about sex god damit!
Me: Ay! Lets try to search up Hillary Clinton!
Result: The biggest bitch in the world who would have screwed up America
Me: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ok.....
How about intersectionality, that's pretty obvious to be something weird.
Result: To be fucked up in more ways than one.
Me: (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) *inhales*
Me again: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

My note: if you are ever going to use this website, please, make your life better by talking an actual dictionary and READ GOD DAMIT!

This is defined as stupid like, HEY if your going to use uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy (The owners should delete this) use something else.
by hellomam June 14, 2019
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