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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary made by funny people

eg: Awooga

When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
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Urban dictionary

An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about
Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.
by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016
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Urban dictionary

It is a website for definitions but people decide to make normal stuff weird. For example, penguin. People say its something sexual even though it is just and animal in antartica. bruh.🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️
Person: Let me check Urban dictionary for a definition.
*searches up something*
Person: why is the meaning sexual?
by ඞd€lie-teh-p3ngu¡n April 24, 2022
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fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit

Sorry not sorry this shit isn’t true smd and lick a big toe
Bullshit, Dogshit, Fuckaroo name bullshit.
Fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit
by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

Give me the dictionary *give a book called dictionary* i prefer the real dictionary *pulls out webster's dictionary* No the real dictionary *pulls up urban dictionary* Perfection
I looked up school on urban dictionary it said hell. Then i looked up hell it said school. This is why it is the best dictionary.
by DopesterDude September 27, 2019
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A website thay you are currently on right now probably because you have nothing better to do
JUST LIKE ME
"I would rather look up my name on the urban dictionary and see how sexy people think my name is"
"fuck you i'm going to the urban dictionary instead of Wikipedia
by The [weird] lady [online] July 28, 2019
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Urban dictionary

A dictionary that is mostly full of sexual content and negativity from users
by Shitheadisaqueen June 25, 2017
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