Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”

Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.

by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023

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Get the Little Ivy Leaguemug.

little bitch

little prick but affectionate

"awww, there's my little bitch"

by uhhhwomenfucker December 2, 2023

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Get the little bitchmug.

Little Farmer

A girl who lives in essex and owns multiple animals it there farmyard and only eats cous cous and cheese sandwiches. Will never admit that she is a farmer though

That person over there is such a little farmer

by Tabby the farmer February 26, 2019

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little big dog

Visionary and the only rapper that the top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss were to afraid to diss.

"Girl we blanching,
yes we blanching,
I live up in a mansion."

- Little Big Dog

"Little Big dog is a visionary. If he told me to eat my own pants I would do it!"

by M.CS.ME September 19, 2020

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