Counter Butter

When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.

I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.

by AHamSandwich May 2, 2022

Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

Dish Butter

Volleyball slang for making the perfect set.

Herm: I'm feeling good!
Matt: Why?
Herm: My peeps came down to show me support me while I Dish Butter!

by SoilentGreen February 22, 2018

buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.

"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"

by PashPartake January 31, 2012

Butter

What a plane does when Swiss001 lands it

Swiss001 buttered on the runway

by hahahhahahahhaa May 13, 2022

quack butter

A schizophrenic individual's semen, usually used in the context of sexual or oral intercourse.

Her: My boyfriend left all his quack butter on my face

Her: I love my boyfriend's quack butter

Him: My girlfriend squirted her quack butter all over me!

When the mother found her son and schizophrenic step daughter's quack butter all over her kitchen counter, she was angry.

by TheRealSkibidiOhioRizzler May 31, 2024

Bread and butter

Less is more..

When he or she is that attractive there’s no need for anything else..

Guy walks past...

i’d put him in a sandwich and go easy on the bread and butter

by Just the letter j April 11, 2018