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Is Urban Dictionary my mom? 

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.
Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

Average Urban Dictionary Writer

The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.
Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis

The Urban Dictionary Madness 

Some words here on the Urban DIctionary make are pretty normal while some are just ones that people wrote to be funny.These stupid words contained here can just be made if you are bored out of your mind.Like this word I right now I am just bored out my fucking mind.
The Urban Dictionary Madness is truly some type of madness.

Volunteers for Urban Dictionary 

These are consistent dumb fucks who have nothing better to do with their time but pick out who does and does not get to publish words and definitions for Urban Dictionary. They are uneducated, ignorant, and loosers who spend their day reading mindless, stupid words and definitions and choose only the most ridiculous and moranic words that they can find and choose to deny those words and definitions that actually make sense and are 'the truth'.
I received an email from the 'Volunteers for Urban Dictionary' who gave me zero reason why my word and definition was denyed., and when they sent me a link to go to a place to explain why, I was diverted to a porn site. WTF? Vulunteers for Urban Dictionary?!

Words by Urban Dictionary 

There is a lot of words by Urban Dictionary

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! :D

just make a word you lasanga bitch.
Just make a word. Its easy. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! :D