Rizz muffin

A very smarty and aquired person with good ways of talking to the opposite sex / or same

Keely is a rizz muffin

by rizzzmuffin January 11, 2025

Not Muffin Man

Does NOT own a muffin company.

Frederick: Wow, Not Muffin Man has a great muffin company.
Not Muffin Man: Nuh uh.

by I like burger January 29, 2025

DOWNWARD MUFFIN

the act of eating a muffin off a girl’s ass in the downward dog position.

Yeah bro, Cathy and I tried the downward muffin last night… the best damn muffin I’ve ever had!

by anonymous February 1, 2025

Fluffy Muffin

Usually refers to a really, REALLY soft/cute kitten. Can also mean just a muffin covered in a buncha mold

Person 1: WOW. THAT CAT OVER THERE IS SUCH A FLUFFY KITTEN!
Person 2(definition 2): EW, THATS A REALLY FLUFFY MUFFIN.

by defnota_informativerobot January 28, 2026

Marlboro Muff

When you put a Marlboro cigarette in a strippers vagina and then smoke it.

Matt just got a Marlboro Muff from Deztiny on stage 2.

by Maintenance Fella March 25, 2026

Butt muffin

A insult Beavis and Butt-Head should use.

Person A: Hole in shoes
Person B: Wow what a butt muffin.
Person A: Thank you

by numberonepaulglazer April 11, 2026

hump muffin

IYKYK

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.

by humpmuffin February 20, 2025