Bean Boi(Pronounced "B-ee-n B-o-y") is a smart Neek(Nerd combined with a Geek) who no one likes and will be bullied for the whole of his life.
by Neek_123 March 24, 2022

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.
Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"
by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.
"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."
by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020

Hey man I noticed you out in laying down those bricks. Wanna come inside later and have a slippery bean?
by NooseMoose April 18, 2018

by Bob man smith the 3rd May 21, 2022

A really neat dude who makes u feel very swell especially in the insides and then u share burritos and then burp and hug and then ya
by DjRichardMixin February 8, 2024
