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Chocolate Udonis

Dominic Redix
Mr. Long Strong. Genius. well-groomed. well-read. well-fed. the manliest man you will ever meet, with a hint of childlike humor. buff chocolate udonis
by theman1243333 August 22, 2011
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Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
by ValveTime October 7, 2015
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Chocolate dipped strawberry

The sex act of sticking only the tip into a womans asshole
man: woah bro jenny gave me a chocolate dipped strawberry last night
by pupcorez November 4, 2021
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Sexual Chocolate

When something is really good or a task goes very well. As chocolate and sex are also good together.
Bloke 1: Mate, that gearbox went in sweet.
Bloke 2: Yea mate, like sexual chocolate.
by Here's Brucey February 10, 2019
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chocolate sloth

When you're having buttsex and you pull out really fast and a bit of poop comes out and just hangs there
Guy 1: "I did a chocolate sloth last night" Guy 2: "Wow did it fall?" Guy 1: "No way man"
Guy 2: "Sick! Let's go do one "
by Chocsloth November 21, 2017
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chocolate brain shake

This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!
Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.
by natural born kaners December 25, 2009
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