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Simp

If you're a weeb you don't need a definition-
If you're a normie, come here, let's have a little talk about what a simp is.
if you're a simp, you basically like a person. Now it isn't a crush, it's completely different. In order for you to learn more about being a simp, watch anime, and become one.
Weeb #1: Hey who do you simp for?
Weeb #2: Don't even get me started-the list is too long

Another example:
Weeb #1: Omgg im such a simp for Noya lmaoo
Weeb #2: Sameee but like literally me with every Haikyuu character
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Simp

A human, often male who likes a girl to the point of breaking the bro cod
Per example:

Hey thomas! Wanna hang out
Thomas: no i’m going with ophélie right now

In the afformentioned example thomas is a simp as he broke the bro code. Specifically line 24 section 3: thou shalt put bros before hoes.
Thomas is a simp
I( thomas) simp for ophélie
by Deeeeeeew December 16, 2021
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Simp

Hookin your boy up with some T.A.P

and being the one making the pussy trash but complains for hoes getting slapped
by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020
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Simp

'Ani is the greatest simp'
by Crocodile Dick August 17, 2020
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Simp

Someone who gets weak in the knees at the ideal of another person; fantasizes about the relationship, perhaps hopes for more, but ultimately does not act upon their affections unless granted express permission.
John is such a simp, he'll hold onto any word she says to him and keep it in his pocket like a reminder.
by QuasiRom June 19, 2020
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someone (usually a guy) who stays doing the most for a female who doesn't even want him. he tries too hard to impress her whether its unnecessarily blowing his money on her, or "waiting" for her to get out of a relationship, etc. a simp will not even comprehend that he is one because he has put so much value on this female and is desperate to see his efforts pay off. a simp would get rejected and keep trying because maybe she'll change her mind
"This guy I dont even know commented on my post 50 times asking for a chance and posted some video slideshow of my photos"
"What a simp"
by guy_fieri March 7, 2020
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Jewel Morallo is the definition of simp. Not only she is, but so is Francis. This means to portray your own friends for the guy/girl you like.
Omg, have you heard Francis is such a fucking simp? I've also heard Jewel is a hardcore simp too.
by JanelleB May 6, 2020
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