Shit the tin

Its broken , not working, useless

My airconditioner has shit the tin

by BevvyO June 12, 2021

midnight shit

The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.

I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.

by joffway February 22, 2023

Fucking shit

Residue left on the penis of a man after ramroding your lover in their gaping asshole..

After plowing his boyfriend Lances shitty gay asshole, Bruce pulled out his cock to find it was covered in fucking shit.

by Queefsniffer69 March 23, 2023

angel shit

The white styrofoam "peanuts" or "macaroni" that are packed around fragile objects during shipping. Invariably winds up all over the place and must be picked up weightless bit by weightless bit. From the color, shape and gossamer weight, a material that might be shit by angels.

Hey, Billy-Bob, get those worthless assholes on the loading dock to clean up all this angel shit before it buries the whole fucking shipping department.

by Winston Smith March 19, 2005

Stoner Shit

The discarded "log shaped" tobacco from a cigar used for smoking weed.

Someone left a stoner shit on the sidewalk.

by Frick March 20, 2005

Shit Stomp

The act of stomping the shit out of someone.

You just got shit stomped, motherfucker!

by Darryl C. February 9, 2004

shit breath

When a person's breath smells like it is coming off a turd from their ass.

I think Kaito had shit for lunch. His shit breath is worse than my dog and he licks his own ass.

Walsh you have some serious shit breath. Your breath is kickin like Bruce Lee.

by OWL69 November 25, 2011