When a girl is so physically attracted to a guy that her heart stops for 3.7 seconds, her lungs begin to abruptly function incorrectly, she can't think straight, walk right, stand up, and then she feels like crying because of the face that boy has engraved in her heart (as well as that body my god daddy)
by Wellyah July 1, 2014
Get the hot guy syndrome mug.When you haven’t used the bathroom all day and you finally get a chance to defecate and it comes out at excessive speeds causing it to spray out of your booty, painting the whole toilet brown. Also known as “LBS”.
Michael used the bathroom at Andrea‘s house and it was apparent that he was suffering from loose booty syndrome judging from the noises and smells and Andrea and Kristina witnessed
by Pips_ May 18, 2018
Get the loose booty syndrome mug.frank was wondering why his penis and wrist were always sore when he wakes up in the morning so he went to the doctor and was diagnosed with restless bird syndrome.
by jobens October 7, 2012
Get the restless bird syndrome mug.A severe medical condition in which a person stalks another person through various means, usually up to the point of finding out their addresses, etc.
This medical condition has became widespread after the introduction of social networking sites and it is more likely to affect males than females.
This medical condition has became widespread after the introduction of social networking sites and it is more likely to affect males than females.
A: "Paul was in the library looking up Facebook for that hot blonde in our class."
B: "Yea, he's suffering from stalk-home syndrome"
B: "Yea, he's suffering from stalk-home syndrome"
by Can Be Blank July 16, 2011
Get the Stalk-home syndrome mug.A major psychological and social issue that arises when an adult avoids the personal and professional responsibilities of being an adult. Some of the symptoms include difficulty expressing emotions, procrastination and unclear or poorly defined life goals, and "magical thinking" around mistakes or responsibilities, blaming others for their problems, have difficulty forming a deep connection with people, often desperate to find a partner but has difficulty maintaining meaningful relationships, and trying to escape their reality to make their problems disappear. The person’s maturity level usually does not match their age.
Ivan is twenty-seven, but has not graduated college, does not have many close friends, can’t seem to maintain romantic relationships for long periods of time, and tends to procrastinate a lot to avoid taking care of important responsibilities. He appears to have Peter Pan Syndrome.
by Vanguard 1998 March 28, 2021
Get the Peter Pan Syndrome mug.the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)
by Keith June 22, 2004
Get the teenie weenie syndrome mug.When someone across the internet makes unbelievable claims without any proof of backing it up and does it repeatedly. They usually do it because they have low self-esteem and want people to like them. Since nobody really knows if someone over the internet is lying or telling the truth.
Person1: Yeah, so I've had sex with over 100 girls, I'm a millionaire, I've got way over 500 cars, and I live in a mansion.
Person2: Oh cool, can I see some pictures of your mansion and cars?
Person1: Oh, sorry, I don't have a camera =(.
Person2: So let me get this straight, you're a millionaire and you live in a mansion, but you can't even buy a measly camera? Dude, you have ILS.
Person1: What's ILS?
Person2: Internet Lying Syndrome.
Person2: Oh cool, can I see some pictures of your mansion and cars?
Person1: Oh, sorry, I don't have a camera =(.
Person2: So let me get this straight, you're a millionaire and you live in a mansion, but you can't even buy a measly camera? Dude, you have ILS.
Person1: What's ILS?
Person2: Internet Lying Syndrome.
by Tomajko April 15, 2008
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