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Penis Cocoon 

The non-medical term to describe the fleshly foreskin of the male penis. Typically, removed to stop the euphoric joy of male masturbation. Despite being a sweater for your penis, you're still going to shrink.
"It's a good thing I have a penis cocoon so I can dock the hell out of an orange. The citrus burns will give me pleasure." Said Joe.
Penis Cocoon by Rock your rockhard February 9, 2023
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Penis Silk

She loved milking his schlong for his penis silk.
Penis Silk by Derker Derr February 17, 2023

penis cufufel 

Birds fighting using their penises.
Holy crap! I just seen a penis cufufel!
penis cufufel by Cantaloupe84 February 23, 2023

Penis Colada 

to be sippin' on Pina Colada while getting dicked down dallas
Cabe: "I threw some penis colada last night"
Mike: "Zoinks! how cool!"
Penis Colada by LupinTheFreak February 28, 2023

penis-ballery.com 

website for the people in your life that deserve nothing
go hit up penis-ballery.com
penis-ballery.com by BigDickF March 3, 2023

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.
I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.
Penis squash by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

penis pills

the penis pills make my pp BIG
penis pills by AUSTON P March 7, 2023