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king kaliente

King Kaliente is a SMG and SMG2 boss, living in a lava pit. Its last name, kaliente, is a misspelled version of Caliente, meaning "hot" but they decided to go with a k to match with king. King Kaliente is also the leader of all the octoombas and oktorocks. He shoots 3 fireballs at the player, followed by a coconut that can be whacked at him. After two times of hitting him with coconuts his crown will fall off and sink into the lava making him very angry he will rage and summon a bunch of lava bubbles around the stage, and shoot more fireballs and a coconut to be whacked at him 3 times without missing. A rematch with him happens later, in a new stage and King Kaliente is dark brown, from being "scorched" when he fainted in the lava from before.
King Kaliente is one boss.
by Prince Pikante July 23, 2017
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Burtonsville Kings

A group of teens from Columbia that think they are super cool at Starbucks and generally obnoxious to all the baristas in town.
Did you hear about the Burtonsville Kings that came in this morning? They broke the toilet again.
by Laurelalld@y September 20, 2021
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cuckolberry king

A cuckold, typically Millenial who enjoys watching his girl get dicked down by dudes who are real men.

Also known as needle dick the bug fucker
Cody, the cuckolberry king, watched his girlfriend take off with another dude while he was at work
by 3d1technology December 10, 2017
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Ketamine King

Elon Musk or other professed habitual users of ketamine who are unelected yet have undue influence on a country's policies or people.
The Ketamine King doesn't know which way is up most days.
by Attirs March 23, 2025
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Burger King Darlington

A 1-star hygiene rated dosser land. Full of 14 year olds with children and a packet of fake Richmond ciggarettes to “save eachother half” on.
“There’s the state on the Burger King Darlington dossers”
by Idontgiveafuckwhatabitchsay October 22, 2019
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King of Sarcasm

by aciidbby March 13, 2021
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Kings Hill

Town close to Maidstone in Kent. Largely Tory and middle class. Synonymous to Brexiteer hell.
Person 1: “I’m moving to Kings Hill.”
Person 2: “Soon you will be voting Boris Johnson.”
by morethenless November 11, 2021
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