john is an adorable boy with an unusually dry and sarcastic sense of humor. although he is super funny, he usually uses humor as a coping mechanism. he's pretty shy at first and takes awhile to open up, but once he does he becomes more comfortable around you and will definitely confide in you. he has a great taste in music and likes alternative, unpopular bands. he is very small and thin, and he also has the cutest brown eyes. he is really adorable but has no idea. he is pretty insecure so he stands with bad posture. he can seem jaded and negative a lot of the time, but he is the best friend you could ever ask for. it's hard not to have a crush on him :)
by slytherdor October 7, 2020
Get the johnmug. A school that was once a chill, smooth flow school that has now turned into a shit house full of couples and year 12s smoking. The teacher’s there are so rude now, and they’ll try and do anything to kick you out.
Also, some student in that school got pregnant by a 30 year old, and they were both in a relationship for 5 years. John Cabot Academy is actually mad.
by YouTube - myntism October 9, 2019
Get the John Cabot Academymug. by Kaylah Barger April 15, 2015
Get the John Grovemug. 
by Daddywjhehdhd June 20, 2022
Get the Johnmug. Noun
a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.
a sentient being who exists outside of the norm because why not coconut.
It's possible that you're reading this because you know me or have a crush on me. Don't be shy; you can DM me on my Facebook or Instagram accounts. My messages are always open and I'm always available. We'll meet up there.
by karmaxxx May 17, 2022
Get the John Ryanmug.