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Type shit

The phrase you use as a filler word at the end of a sentence. It’s a slang words for you understand .
I was gone off that Larry Bird last night, pop in gold bottles, getting lit, you know, type shit.
by Sikstoe September 9, 2023
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Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass
Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room
by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023
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Shit Pig

Lower life form, low human, beta, servant, & filthy poop covered pet!
"You are just in the first stages of becoming a FULL TIME BITCH, and will learn to push your inner desires to serve, to worship and become just a LOW INSIGNIFICANT SHIT PIGGY over the course of the following months."

"You covered in poop is just a means to an end, making sure you recognize you are a LOW HUMAN, needing to feel humble.
It makes me happy to see your progress and see how your brain is slowly making the transition towards being a SHIT PIG first and keeping your normal appearance just as front to the outside world."

"It is my duty to make inferior women find their place in life, and you will reward me by showing your Goddess how by being a FILTHY POOP COVERED PIG"

"You as a LOWER LIFE FORM will never achieve my superior status and as such you will serve, adore, worship those of a higher breed. You being a FILTHY SHIT PIG is just your given destiny, and as such you will make every effort to please, to serve and be an available toy for your superiors."

"It is time for you to just accept you are destined to be what you are, just a SERVANT PIG COVERED IN POOP AND PEE, while dedicating your life to please your Goddess and other superior women."
by pooppiggy June 20, 2022
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coffee shit

the urgent daily ritual of emptying one’s bowel after two cups of the magic morning liquid.
I just finished my second cup and I really need to take a coffee shit right fucking now
by Vesla June 26, 2022
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angel shit

The white styrofoam "peanuts" or "macaroni" that are packed around fragile objects during shipping. Invariably winds up all over the place and must be picked up weightless bit by weightless bit. From the color, shape and gossamer weight, a material that might be shit by angels.
Hey, Billy-Bob, get those worthless assholes on the loading dock to clean up all this angel shit before it buries the whole fucking shipping department.
by Winston Smith March 19, 2005
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Stoner Shit

The discarded "log shaped" tobacco from a cigar used for smoking weed.
Someone left a stoner shit on the sidewalk.
by Frick March 20, 2005
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Shit Stomp

You just got shit stomped, motherfucker!
by Darryl C. February 9, 2004
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